Ah Glastonbury...
If anyone has been to Glastonbury, they will know the joy of using the 'longdrops'. For the uninitiated these consist of a row of toilets suspended over a huge pit, into which everything drops. By the end of the festival they are usually pretty pongy. Also, you need to bring your own toilet paper.
Being the clever guy I am, i thought I could make it the whole weekend without needing a 'number two', and so did not bother with any toilet paper. By sunday afternoon my guts were aching and so after catching the first 20 minutes of David Kitt's set, I had to run to the longdrops. A painful 40 minutes later I was done, and eager to get back to see if I could catch the end of the set. Unfortunately I had nothing to wipe up with...
After deciding the laminated pages of the pocket guide I had would probably not be a comfortable idea, I remembered that, due to the large amounts of water around the site, I had worn two pairs of socks.
So now every time I find an odd sock in my drawer all I can picture is my poor green sock with 'Wednesday' written on it, floating around in the sludge of the longdrops in the Acoustic field.
(Sin, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 14:23, Reply)