From the other side of the fence
Yegads... the things I've seen, burned into my memory! I used to work for that bastion of good food, MacDonalds. Cleaning the toilets was all part of the job for me, but we used to have all sorts come in... I've found people having sex, snorting drugs (one guy even offered me some- how generous of him!), although the ones who actually drop the Cosby kids off at the pool are left alone. Although one case stands out in my mind. A guy comes in- a complete and total tramp, who makes a beeline for the bogs. Fair enough thinks I, he needs to take a crap. I get on with my work, only to notice that a queue is building up. He'd been in there 10 minutes by that point. I bang on the door. "Are you alright in there?" asks me, the concerned staff member. "I'm... I'm fine! Just a minute!" came the shocked response. "You've had ten already" says I, needing to shift this queue. "Please come out now" I ask, quite politely, but you'd think from his response I'd have asked him to wank in public. When he came out, from the way he was walking it was becoming clear to me he'd actually been wanking in the toilet. I should have brought him a cup of tea, come to think of it, and then left some chilli for him. Luckily I left that job soon after, got drunk, but now I find myself
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 2 Sep 2005, 14:24, Reply)