Toilets
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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another... this one mine
in a toilet, in paris, very very drunk (although i have tried since i have never actually had alchohol poisening since... think i may have made myself imune). by the dawn i had that acid cleansed throat, still throwing up too and dear god it hurt like nothing i have ever suffered, until later, and needed milk or something to ease it. cue drinking small jug milk beside morning coffee... which was from the morining before (cleaners forgot or something) and it was actually cream. i am dairy intolerant to both cream or sour milk and they make my throat close and i am usually sick as well. sour cream of 24 hours? acid throat now a tiny hole so evil sour belly cream acid just hitting the ulcerated swollen ruin of flesh and going back down again. repeatedly. for hours.
lesson? never drink alchohol that ends in 'o' and always sniff the milk...
length? i edited this twice.. missed the bit about that evening... ow
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 14:58, Reply)
in a toilet, in paris, very very drunk (although i have tried since i have never actually had alchohol poisening since... think i may have made myself imune). by the dawn i had that acid cleansed throat, still throwing up too and dear god it hurt like nothing i have ever suffered, until later, and needed milk or something to ease it. cue drinking small jug milk beside morning coffee... which was from the morining before (cleaners forgot or something) and it was actually cream. i am dairy intolerant to both cream or sour milk and they make my throat close and i am usually sick as well. sour cream of 24 hours? acid throat now a tiny hole so evil sour belly cream acid just hitting the ulcerated swollen ruin of flesh and going back down again. repeatedly. for hours.
lesson? never drink alchohol that ends in 'o' and always sniff the milk...
length? i edited this twice.. missed the bit about that evening... ow
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 14:58, Reply)
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