ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Not exactly the toilet, but near enough (or not, as the case may be)My good friend has an ileostomy bag. She had her large intestine removed, and the end of the small intestine comes out through a small hole in her tummy. She sticks her ileostomy bag over this hole (it has sort of plaster glue on it), and her poo goes in there instead of out of her bottom. Then she empties it into the toilet when it's full. Very funny when she's gassy cos it sort of puffs up with fart, but I digress.
She was in bed one night, when the glue on her bag failed. Now, the poo in this doesn't go through her colon, remember, so it's all runny and pongy, like diarrhea. So when the bag fell off as she was tossing and turning, the contents went all over her, the bed, the duvet...
...and her boyfriend who was sleeping there too.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 20:33, Reply)
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