ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Faecal Factor 10 - she's gonna blow!Me and a few of my mates know only too well the feeling of a bad poo, usually brought on by over indulgence in that most glorious of beverages: Real Ale.
After one particularly explosive morning, following a particularly drunken evening, and chatting on IRC about how bad the poo was that morning (I wonder why no-one else joins our channel?) we came up with the Faecal Factor, and at-a-glance measure of consistency, frequency, velocity and viscosity.
I have never reached Faecal Factor 10, and I never wish to. I believe it involves implosion of the bowel through over-clenching ...
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Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 23:29,
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