Train Turd
Was on the train to Liverpool when I have the urge for a piss. Go to the [unisex] toilets on the train and some twunt has left a rather large turd that was a mixture of grey and green. After almost gipping with disgust at the odour and sight of the thing, I have my piss and try to flush. The flush doesn't work. That is obviously why someone has left this turd in the toilet. I wash my hands and open the toilet door and this absolutely gorgeous girl is waiting for the toilet. She steps in, sees the turd and looks at me in disgust. Before I can explain, she tries the flush...and it works perfectly! Needless to say that I didn't try to hit it off with her.
(wonderbrawl was pronounced dead on, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 0:10, Reply)