ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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not me, but a friendFriend's parents away, cue sleepover (or rather pass-out) party at friend's house. Lots of alcohol imbibed and eventually one by one the guests pass out onto the floor.
One guest wakes up in the small hours and feels that dinner was so good that he'd like another chew on it. Not being familiar with friend's house layout, especially while dark and well-leathered, he sets about trying to find a suitable recepticle for his pending technicolour yawn.
He eventually finds an object he identifies as being white with a hinged lid, does the deed and returns to base.
Next day, friend's parents return to find a lump of solidified, frozen sick in their chest freezer.
Close enough I guess.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 8:19, Reply)
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