ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Case of mistaken identityIn Geelong, there is a notorious park near the city centre (Johnstone Park) where it is rumoured that homosexuals hang out at the toilets in the south end of the park near the city library. Often as a young child I would be soiling myself before I'd venture in there, but often nature's call would force me to go there out of necessity, and only in the daylight.
7 years later, and going through Geelong I needed a pitstop. Needless to say my previous fears were no longer there, so I go in and do my business. As I came out of the stall, a medium-sized middle-aged guy comes around the corner and almost has a heart attack, saying "Fuck, thought you were one of THEM!".
I was crapping myself laughing for ages afterwards. Still, Johnstone Park is a scary place to be after dark...
(, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 10:48, Reply)
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