ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Locked inI've had a few strange toilet experiences. The most amusing was in east croydon / clapham junction's toilets. I had a horrific hangover, and only just managed to get to the toilets in time. While taking the much-needed dump, i heard a really strange metallic screeching noise. After a good 15 minute bowel-emptying turdage, i went to leave, only to find that some cunt had pulled the metal shutters down, trapping me inside.
My mobile was dead, and i didnt really fancy hammering on the metal shutter and shouting "HELP! I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN THE TOILETS!" - so i had to break the bit where the shutter locks into the ground, and lift up the metal shutter from the inside, making the most horrifically loud screeching noise, causing everyone on my platform, and everyone on the platform opposite to stare at the dribbling hungover man trying to get out of the toilet. As soon as i got out, i ran off, as i felt like a right twat..
(, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 12:15, Reply)
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