ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Posiedon AdventureMy poor sister (who hopefully doesn't read b3ta, otherwise I'm dead) managed to enter the 'anals' of family history when on a return trip from Germany, she managed to get a dose of the squits in the ferry.
Cue horrible grunting, growling, whistling and exploding noises from a public ferry lav, with her screaming "Help me! For god's sake, help me!" Yup, she had it bad, the overflowing runs in the middle of the North Sea. This crying and calling out to God went on for about 10 minutes, until we pulled her, crying and sobbing from the bog.
And now, when anyone says to me "Ladies don't fart!" I give a technicolour and full audio rendition of the Poseidon Adventure
(Yeah, some shitty German ferry line makers had named the damn thing 'Poseidon'. Heh.)
(, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 15:27, Reply)
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