The Magic Bog!?!
Some years ago I relieved myself, no's both 1 and 2, at a friends netty. Cleaning myself up after this used up the last of the current bog roll, so I decided, as this is the right thing to do under ANY circumstances, to replace the empty card bit with a fresh roll. My friends parents had one of those knitted dolly things over the spare rolls so I flushed the chain and as the netty flushed set about the replacing type task, but...... whoops, butterfingers! I dropped the dolly thing and the new roll into the then sucking pan. I'm sure it happened in slow motion like the bowl in The Omen, spinning slowly down towards the frothing mass whilst I'm weighing up the social consequences of this, namely at best soggy dolly and loo-roll, or even worse covered in my excretions, explaining this to the parents etc. However, once it went below the surface it completely disappeared! No trace at all like some sort of tyrannosaurus toilet, SCHLOOMPH. Gone in one suck. Even worse I thought, blockages, plumbers, bills, so I gave one more test flush to confirm the damage but there appeared to be absolutely no ill affects whatsoever, it worked as normal. After this I was quite excited to tell the whole family of my turbobog experience and fortunately the dolly thing wasn't some family heirloom and they thought it was hilarious.

No apologies for any of the dimensions, the mighty toilet of death would have managed to dispose of it, no matter how big.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Sat 3 Sep 2005, 18:43, Reply)