ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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ah yes, when I was best manfor my mates wedding.
We popped home for a bit in between the wedding and reception. At the time I had really painful irritable bowels, and I was on the bog in agony. Cue my kids downstairs making loud farting noises and generally taking the mick... I got angry and stamped on the floor in a grump. Unfortunately, at this moment I was weeing, and as I stamped, the action flopped my knob upwards, and I peed on my suit trousers. 10 minutes before we had to leave for the reception, at which I would be at the head table with bride, groom and family. Managed to get most of it out with a sponge, but I knew that I still smelled of urine all afternoon.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 20:27, Reply)
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