ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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FESTIVALS ARE TOILET!picture this reading festival 2004, any one who has been knows to avoid the toilets like the plague they are. Well there i was saTURDay nite bustin for a shit, so i cant take it any more, i bite the bullit and trundle of with bog roll in hand to the bogs! take one whiff and thin fuck that, so i find a little wooded area in Green 6 and decide to drop trowl and commune with nature but in the process of dropping my shorts i forget to do the tuck bakc and i let rip a stream of piss all over my nice clean shorts. And wat was worse is that i had a 10 min walk back to my tent! took a lot of explaining to get out of that one. still i took my shit and can proudly say i have never shat in a portaloo. I feel so sorry for girls at festivals!
(, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 1:00, Reply)
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