
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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The esteemed company for which I work made £102m profit last year. Maybe this is because they have cut back investment in plumbing facilities.
One of the urinals suffers from a leak in the u-bend, so facilities have decided the best way to rectify the problem is to stick a large yellow bucket underneath, that slowly fills with stale piss, and requires one of the poor minimum-wage earning philipino cleaners to empty at the end of each day.
Perfectly understandable, but it has been well over a month, and the toilets are right outside the director's offices. Maybe they don't notice the stench.
Plumbers in London must charge a fortune if even a FTSE-100 company can't afford one.
( , Sun 4 Sep 2005, 21:19, Reply)
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