ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Oooh campingOut in the sticks, just in a field, so to shit we had to hop a barbed wire fence, hop a small stream, climb a slope, dig a hole and do the job right there in the woods. All was well in the daytime, sober, but at night it got dark, and we took mushrooms. Lovely hawian mystery flavoured.
I'd love to be able to tell you that I got caught in the barbed wire, fell in the stream, kept slipping down the slope, bumped into a tree then shat all over my trousers, but because mushrooms make you very wise, once it got to about 11 at night and I needed to go, I forsaw this nightmare senario, chickened out and went to bed. Missed out on all manner of fun that night, but I think I made the right choice.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 1:40, Reply)
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