ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Was at...the local agricultral fair. Sounds crap but sitting outside the cider tent all day, a good time is had by all.
Anyway a friend of mine, she's a laaaaiiiiiiidy don't you know, announces in her rather cidered up state that she's off for a piss. She returns about ten minutes later with a soaking wet skirt, giggling inanely. Turns out she sat on the seat forgeting to lift the lid, started pissing, realised her error, but was too pissed to stop.
Amused the fuck out of me for the rest of the day.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 8:48,
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