ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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a couple of years agome and my mate went to a local shopping centre to get some trainers. i needed a dump, and he needed a piss, so we went to the only public toilet that wasn't in one of the food outlets. there were three cubicles, and the one in the middle was taken, so i went in the one on the right. my mate had a piss, then went to wash his hands in the sinks which were opposite the cubicles.
i had the dump, then came out and he said "here, this'll make you laugh, look" and gestured towards the other empty cubicle. Somebody, no idea who, had curled out a massive turd, it was both long AND thick, but they'd done it actually on the back of the seat (seat was down) and not in the bowl. Lovely.
Also, a different mate of mine went in a pub toilet and saw a tramp trying to have a shit into a urinal. beautiful :)
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 10:19,
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