ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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two quickiesyears ago a friend was at a school formal all tuxed up he goes back to his dates house and proceeds to roger her senseless, walks back towards our local to regale us with his tales of heroism, on the way he goes to jump a puddle, halfway over it he farts and as he lands follows through. huge guinnessey badness all over his rented tuxedo.
my own favourite was going the most god-zwful nite club in portrush on a monday night after a guinness and cider fuelled day, in the middle of the dancefloor i needed to evacuate so i went to the bogs, like the clean living soul I am and dropped my keks and forced out some of the vilest looking sludge imaginable, looked round for some shite wipe only to be disappointed-only one thing fo it, off with the socks.
horrid memories
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 10:41, Reply)
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