ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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the iceman comeththis was a good few years back now, but during the heady days of lazy studentism me and all my mates headed back home over the winter break. being the first to arrive back at the insanly cold bungalow we all shared i wacked on the electrics and heating then realised i needed a dump. sat down (apart from the cold seat) all was fine until the said object landed with a 'flump'. the whole water system had frozen leaving a steaming turd on a tiny iced lake in the toilet bowl. the next question to enter your mind of course being 'now what the fuck am i supposed to do with this'. as the house proceeded to warm up over the next few hrs all the pipes burst and we were flooded out for good, so at least i never had to tidy it up (homelessnesss was almost a relief compared to that task).
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 12:23, Reply)
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