ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Texas...Is another place not to go dressed in a Wedding Dress to a Truckers stop at 3am...To stand next to a 6ft 6 brickshithouse redneck mother fucker who looks me up and down...And I, surprisingly, didn't suffer from stagefright managed to lift wedding dress and piss....
I came out to half a dozen similar persons of redneck origins going "sheeat, that fuckers' wearin' a fuckin' dress"...
Those immortal words "You'll never get out of here ALIVE" were running through my head" and after a brief explanation for it (New Orleans, Mardi Gras) I picked up the hem of the dress and skipped out of the stop, across the courtyard and on to the bus...To see everyone gobsmacked that I hadn't changed...
The next bloke on after me, explained the only reason I wasn't stabbed/raped/murdered/taken home to the rest was because they didn't believe they'd seen it and I was too brash about it.
So, word of warning, blokes in dresses don't go to Texas.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 12:40, Reply)
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