Toilets
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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I'm quite paranoid about catching things in public toilets, to the point of;
I do absolutely everything with a tissue on my hand. I walk into the cubical, pull off FOUR sheets of toilet roll (PEOPLE HAVE LONG ARMS!!) and put them in the loo, then I get another bit - and shut and lock the door with it, then I pee (I don't need to hold /myself/ with tissues), then I unlock the door with paper, flush with another peice of loo roll (chucking it in quickly so it flushes), and open the door with my foot. If I am in need of hand-washing I will either use my sleeve to turn the tap on, or again, bring out some paper. :(
I also had my first experience of being used AS a toilet the other day; manipulating female genitals whilst they are weeing can (I KNOW NOW) result in the piss-stream aiming precisely into your mouth. Fruity! Thankfully in the bath at the time!
( , Mon 5 Sep 2005, 12:57, Reply)
I do absolutely everything with a tissue on my hand. I walk into the cubical, pull off FOUR sheets of toilet roll (PEOPLE HAVE LONG ARMS!!) and put them in the loo, then I get another bit - and shut and lock the door with it, then I pee (I don't need to hold /myself/ with tissues), then I unlock the door with paper, flush with another peice of loo roll (chucking it in quickly so it flushes), and open the door with my foot. If I am in need of hand-washing I will either use my sleeve to turn the tap on, or again, bring out some paper. :(
I also had my first experience of being used AS a toilet the other day; manipulating female genitals whilst they are weeing can (I KNOW NOW) result in the piss-stream aiming precisely into your mouth. Fruity! Thankfully in the bath at the time!
( , Mon 5 Sep 2005, 12:57, Reply)
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