ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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skivUrm, it's not a fantastic story I guess - but it sticks with me out of the shame for what I'd do for money.
It was back in high school, and I'd just, not to put too finer point on it, had really smelly, chemical-yellow wee. As I stood up and pulled up my hidious grey school-uniform trousers, out fell my £2 lunch money into the bowl. Back in those days I didn't really have a wallet, and that £2 was the ONLY way I could have bought any lunch... And I was a 13 year old who liked her food....
... So, cue an image that will stay with me forever - my chubby self, kneeling on the damp toliet floor, up to my elbow in my own piss, scrabbling in the back of the bowl for my measly £2, praying that's all I would find.
Can't even remember if I washed it before I spent it :|
I'm also quite ashamed to admit that this is the funniest QOTW I've read in a long time, I'm so purile....
Oh - PS - have also had lesbian sex in various toliets during my life, I suppose some of these stories would be more interesting, but I'm not the type to kiss and tell :P
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 13:24, Reply)
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