ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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This one's not exactly a toilet one...I used to live in a nice apartment building in Canada a few years ago. There was an indoor swimming pool and barely anybody used it. Me and my ex-girlfriend used to go there weekly, more for foreplay than for swimming.
Then it closed for three weeks. When it reopened, we went swimming again. That night, it was closed again.
The next day, I saw the landlord at the pool, putting up a sign. It said "Due to defecation, this pool will be closed until further notice." So I asked him what happened.
"Someone shit in the pool," he said.
Yeah, so now I'm forced to imagine swimming around while there was a log sitting at the bottom of the pool somewhere. Whenever I went swimming after that, I'd do a quick check to make sure there were no logs floating in the pool.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:57, Reply)
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