Silverstone Mong
On my way to Silverstone I went into the poshest motorway service station in the UK. Everything was ship shaped and bristol fashion, had a nice coffee, two bennie hedgehogs and finished it off with by laying a cable in the cleanest cubicle I had ever seen.

Whilst washing my hands I noticed a peculiar hedgemonkey struggling with the star trek taps. They were the type where you simply wave your hands infront of them and they work, if this proved too difficult to work out they handily supplied a large clear diagram. He, unfortunately could not understand the language that they had been drawn in and walked from sink to sink getting more and more confused. He finally plucked up the courage to ask how they work. " You need to say 'tap on' mate, or they won't work" I left listening to him saying "tap on" to each and every sink.
The scariest thing is that it was quite possible that he drove to the service station and is now, as we speak, legally driving around this country unable to understand simple images brrrrrr.
( spingers, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:29, Reply)