ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Too quiet pubsMe and my mate gary are out on the piss in a bit of a rough house with only a handful of old blokes around. A fairly quiet beer shop. Unhappily I need to go for a poo and its so quiet in pub that every one can see who's going in and out the crapper
I sneak in and out and I think I've been discrete, no big noises in there or anything andi come out and get on with drinking pint. However within 5 minutes the whole bar notices the barman getting all busy. Overalls on, mop and bucket, bottles of bleach, plungers, rods, you name it. .
A regular shouts to him "hey tam, whits up like?"
"some cunts done a shite in there that'd choke a horse"
Me and gary put down pints in a hurry and leave.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:57, Reply)
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