Testicle in the water.
Whilst on an eventful trip to Dublin to celebrate a mate's 21st birthday, we holed ourselves up in the Youth Hostel and proceeded to spend the weekend getting incredibly wankered.

On the day of our departure, my mate Dave walked into the room ashen faced.

"What's up mate?"
"Dude, you need to see this. Someone has dropped a bollock."

Not quite understanding what he meant, we proceeded to one of the cubicles to see floating in the (bloody) water, quite innocuosly, a testicle. Honestly. When I got back I looked up on t'interweb, and it was without doubt a human bollock.

Now, here is the problem. We guys were the only blokes on that floor of the hostel. I know it was not me, and Dave swears blindly he has not lost one. So to whom did the phantom nut belong? How did it get there? Why?

I may not have length or girth, but I do have both testes.
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