ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Ooooh... just remembered one...I used to work at a certain train station, and felt the need to relieve myself in the public loo.
While I was sat on the said loo happily doing the deed, another chap came in. "Hello," said he.
"Hello," said I.
"How are you?" said he.
"Fine, how are you...?" said I.
At which point I realised he was talking on a mobile phone to some other twunt. I stayed on that loo for fifteen minutes until I was certain he had left and his train *must* have departed.
Funny thing is a very similar tale keeps turning up in one of those chain-email jokes. No fecker will believe my story now. Oh well.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 21:23, Reply)
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