ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Whitey pooI once pulled a whitey, and felt the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool. I was pleasantly surprised to discover that evacuating my bowels had a positive effect on my health.
Flash forward to Reading Festival this year. This time, it is my friend, who has a rather delicate constitution who succumbs to the whitey.
"Go have a crap," I say, "I promise it will cure you."
Off she trots. And returns looking more traumatised than I have ever seen. Portaloos are very scary places, apparently. May cause vomiting and mental scarring.
I give great advice.
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Queen of Cheesecake, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:40,
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