ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Time for me, I think...to retell the story about the time I was six years old and standing in front of the bowl having a tinkle and the LID slammed shut directly on my todger.
I don't think I need to go into greater detail than that; my mind has blanked out the actual instant of contact, and the five minutes of pain directly afterward. I merely thank God that my sack escaped by bare millimeters.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 2:33, Reply)
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