ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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The good old daysWe have our own toilets at work next to our mess room, with two traps. Simon (our gaffer) was dropping the kids off in Trap 2 while Ernie (rest his soul) was in Trap 1 having a shit that only the over 60's can enjoy.
Sy realises after a particually savage yet relaxing turd that there is no paper, and prompltly asks over the stalls if Ernie could pass him some bog paper.
Ernie looks at the feces encrusted peice of paper he has just used to wipe his sphincter and thinks "Nah, I can't can I?" then of course realised "Of course I can" and passed the used paper to the gaffer.
Ernie "Here ya go jockey"
Simon "Baaaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard"
Happy days
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nnnndave, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 7:26,
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