ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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How could I forget?When I was a kid, about 6 or 7, I was larking about one winter's day when I got caught short.
Being a nipper, I thought nothing of grabbing a dock-leaf and curling one down behind the hill. Having laid a magnificent 10 inch cable, I was wiping up and admiring my steaming handiwork, when a small dog nipped by, picked up my loaf and tossed his head back, swallowing the still steaming turd in one clean gulp - The coup de grace of course was when it's master turned up, and the dog, happy after a warm square meal, ran up and licked the poor fucker right on the face:-D
(, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 12:03, Reply)
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