ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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And another.In a wetherspoons pub in St. Albans on New Year's Eve a few friends and I were enjoying a quiet drink. The drink led to urination and I had to go to the bogs on the floor above.
When I stagger in I see the floor is flooded with water so I think in a drunken haze that it's just water. I do the business, flush the toilet and wander out again, noticing the tiles seem to have become a shade more yellow.
Downstairs I get nother drink and continue the socialising when before long the ceiling begins to crack and drips start forming. A little bit later a bloke puts some buckets down and they begin to fill with, you guessed it, piss.
Some fell on Matt's shoulder, which served him right for being a knob a lot of the time.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 12:16, Reply)
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