ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Yet another.In another pub in St. Albans that's quite packed we get the drinks in and retire to a corner next to the disabled toilets. When our bladders fill we decide that it would be too much hassle to go to the normal bogs so we go to the disabled one we're next to. The first bloke dives in first, has a piss and comes out. I'm next so I have a dump, flush and come back out. Matt (why does Matthew draw the short straws in my stories?) goes in and does his business.
While we're trying not to look suspicious a clearing forms in the crowd in front of us, slowly moving in our direction. A few seconds later a rather attractive lady is before us, just without any legs. At that point Matt walks out and his first sight is one of a slightly annoyed looking woman in a wheelchair.
Thankfully she saw the funny side a bit later.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 12:22, Reply)
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