ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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toilet-related injury,although, more poo than toilet related.
long story short, i'd 'dried up' for a day or 2. feeling rather bloated, i figured all i'd need was a paper (motoring supliment if you must know) and some determination. plonk myself down and start squeezing, to feel the pleasent sensation of poo making its way to the exit, then it seems to halt. undeterred i squeeze harder - nnnng noises, veins on forhead, sweat and clenched fists were all present, then suddenly i feel a twinge. a big one, in the muscle across my lower back. imense pain follows and i stop squeezing. work out i've gone and pulled a bloody muscle in there. couldnt force a shit out for at least a week. i just had to sit there, and let nature take its course.. which with temporary constapation took about 2 more days for the first sign of life. i've never been tempted to really force one out since..
(, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 12:41, Reply)
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