ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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ToiletsOn our last day of secondary school it was tradition to pull a few pranks as we left for the last time. Cue my friend who we will call 'Joe Robinson of Kingsfold' going into the toilets nearest the staff room and laying a mammoth sized cable in the urinal. As if that wasnt enough he went and told the head of year that 'someone had left him a present' Laughed? I nearly shat!!
This was also the guy who broke into the school kitchens during the summer break, shat in a bowl and put in the microwave for about eight hours. We never did see that microwave in home ec. classes again.
And also he told me stories of his associates who after taking a dislike to a certin teacher would break into their office at night and curl one out into their desk drawers for them to find during morning registration.
Apologies for the lack of structure, but by god the girth!!!
(, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 13:19, Reply)
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