ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Always turn the bog light on!A while back my good friend at work told me something (in confidence) that happened to him the night before:
He endulged in a rather "hot" curry for mid evening munchies. Then later goes off to bed.
Then sometime during the night he was awoken by the "need to go" feeling. As he stood up and the contents of his stomach dropped giving the "desperately need to go" feeling. So off he runs to the bog, by now his ring muscles are at full strain.
Due to the urgency he didn't have time to switch the light on. So in 1 movement, pants down - turn so arse is positioned over the bog and before his cheeks touch down - full breech - it all came out! A moment later he realised that the bog seat lid was still down!
This was followed by swithing the bog light on and half an hour of "i need a cloth, there's been an incident"
Why he told me this I don't know.
Bumguff
(, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 13:31, Reply)
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