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Me and a mate spent a month this summer working at a school in Ascot. There was about 18 people working there and we all slept, ate, drank and use the toilet in the west wing of the school. One morning me and said mate had just got up from a night of serious drinking, i said "i need to go for a shit" and he said he needed to aswell. The annoying thing is that the only toilets we had to use where right next to each other, and the wall between might as well have been paper. So it was highly unpleasant to have to listen to others strains and grunts, So he went first and i would go later. 5 minutes later i was really touching cloth so i decided to just go for it. On arrival at said toilets, i saw one was occupied (my mate) and the other was vacant. I had just put my hand on to open the door and i heard the Cleaning lady singin along in there. Annoyed i ran to the other end of the school and used the bogs there. Upon returning (with the usual post huge dump euphoria), i saw my mate, and told him about my annoyance. He then preceeded to tell me of his experience. He had been sat there happily dumping away, and he heard the cleaning lady come in to the other toilet (she is an elderly Haitian lady, who constantly sings song from her homeland very loud). Obviously he stopped his bomb dropping till she had finished her work. Then the singing stopped suddenly and he said the sound he heard was exactly the same as the famous laxative scene from Dumb and Dumber, she then started to sing again, then stop and release bowl as previous, that is when he left. The scary thing is, if i had been 4 seconds earlier, when i had checked to see if it was being used previously, i would have opened the door and witnessed (and smelled) this terrifying act.

sorry about length
( Radagarst, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 14:45, Reply)