Another one...
I remember when i was a kid at primary school (a not particularly posh private school) we held a regional cross-country championships. I wasn't competeing, however, but mid-way through the afternoon (we had no lessons so we could watch) I decided i needed a dump, so off to the toilets i went. splashdown accomplised, i looked at the floor and saw something sticking out from under the partition, that looked like discarded underpants.

Sure enough, some dirty sod had shat themselves and made one hell of a mess of his shreddies, but left the shitty pants on the floor of the cubicle. why had no attempt been made to flush them away or hide them? all became clear when looking in the bowl. inside was an enormous turd at least a foot long and curved like a walking stick or shepherd's crook, which changed colour from orange to baby-poo green. it was huge, and obvious it wasn't going anywhere fast. said pant-messer obviously had a bit of a teddy's leg situation, but, looking at what made it into the bowl, i spose he was lucky he made it when he did!
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 6 Sep 2005, 15:57, Reply)