Mad old shit
Whilst working on an elderly ward in a northern city hospital, it was my duty to look after the old fellas and make sure they had everything they needed. One such chap-we will call him Ronnie for the sake of confidentiality was a pleasant enough fella but was very disorientated and confused. One morning I saw him rambling off in the direction of the toilets, good-oh I thought hes improving as he is toileting himself, but alas as I look down at his feet there are bits of turd dropping out the bottom of his pyjamas with every step. After getting another member of staff to assist we cleaned him up and returned him to his bedside armchair, only to discover more turds all round his bed and in particular about 6 or 7 malteser sized balls of poo neatly rolled and placed at equal intervals all along his windowsill.
Admittedly its not about toilets but I needed to share this.
(lankynyack, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 22:03, Reply)