ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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A bizarre thing I have just learnt,in the pub about an hour ago with mates; I raised the subject of (I don't know why I did - these things enter my mind and I have no way of not saying them aloud) - how many generations of humans did it take before they worked out to masturbate? Then I asked whether anyone remembered being shocked when they first wank/frigged themselfs until they came.
Anyway! My friend (I WILL CALL HIM MATT AS THAT IS HIS DAMN NAME), when he was little, used to think that when he had an erection; it meant he needed a poo. So whenever he got one, he would go and sit on the toilet!
I secretly hope he still does.
And my other friend's step-brother once smeared himself head to toe in poo to get attention when he had a babysitter. O.O
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stevierar, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 0:12,
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