ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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At A party .. blah blahTwo people decided to get off with one another. In the small hours of the morning, after most of the partying had stopped and people were trying to get some sleep this couple decided it'd be a great idea to lock themselves in the toilet to get a little more privacy. Must've seemed like a good idea at the time especially as there was another toilet upstairs for people to use.
They failed to reckon without someone getting roaring drunk and finding themselves in desperate need of a vomit. He comes upon the toliet door and finds it locked. In his rage and desperation he kicks the door several times until the lock breaks, then stumbles in and vomits copiously over the poor couple copulating on the floor. Then passes out.
History does not record what happened to the nascent relationship.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 16:36, Reply)
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