ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Dropping a bollockHaving a pee in a pub toilet when this chap staggers in, refreshed as a newt. He finally reaches the urinal next to me, and after a slurred hello starts trying to unzip his fly which he eventually manages, next he fishes inside his pants for his knob, pulls out a bollock instead and proceeds to piss down his trouser leg.
Apologies for watching, but I had it in my head that in ten or so years time I'd be posting this on b3ta.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 20:50, Reply)
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