Being told off as an adult
When was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
When was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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Sainsburys..
I was in the Sainsburys petrol station with a cold. At the till I let out a massive bark of a cough without even thinking, only to be greeted with a ice-cold stare from the till lady who said; "Could you cover your mouth next time?"
I was so taken aback, as I wasn't expecting it I just averted her gaze and mumbled "Sorry..", I completely felt about 10 years old.
Had I realised I was in fact 32 I should have said "Up yours you old boot, maybe if you didn't reek of fags I wouldn't have to wretch the stink out of my lungs. Now ring up my fuel and shut the fuck up".
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:47, Reply)
I was in the Sainsburys petrol station with a cold. At the till I let out a massive bark of a cough without even thinking, only to be greeted with a ice-cold stare from the till lady who said; "Could you cover your mouth next time?"
I was so taken aback, as I wasn't expecting it I just averted her gaze and mumbled "Sorry..", I completely felt about 10 years old.
Had I realised I was in fact 32 I should have said "Up yours you old boot, maybe if you didn't reek of fags I wouldn't have to wretch the stink out of my lungs. Now ring up my fuel and shut the fuck up".
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:47, Reply)
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