Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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I'm not yet eighteen......but it is only one year away, and I feel the need to participate in this one so here it goes.
A few months ago I was standing with my dog outside the corner shop waiting for a friend.
A fat old bag walked up to me, looked at my dog and said "she's panting a bit isn't she?"
"yeah she's been for a walk"
"Ooooh, she shouldn't be panting that much" *dissaproving look* "is that blood on her neck?"
"no, it's just rust from her collar from when she's in the sea."
"OOOOH, IT SHOULDN'T BE LIKE THAT!" *tut tut tut*.
I wish i'd told her take her shitty fat little dog and fuck off. I didn't though.
Also, a while ago me and friends were sitting at the train station. Waiting for a train. Obviously. We'd all had a good night and were were a bit jolly so we were making quite a lot of noise.
All of the sudden we heard the tannoy crackling.
"WILL THE THREE GIRLS ON THE BENCH PLEASE BE QUIET?"
Needless to say, this just caused us to scream, which is actually a lot louder than talking.
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Lollylegs lite, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:39,
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