Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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Pub etiquette rantI am a pub lover and like my real ale. I am also British, this means I appreciate good manners and queuing etiquette. In a pub situation, this means, first come first served and wait your turn patiently even when it's busy. If the staff mistakenly offer to serve you when someone who was before you, refer the barkeep to the correct punter.
Yes that means you the snotty little bint who gleefully pushed in front of me last night in The Station public house. You knew what you were doing and the smug grim you gave me whilst I scowled at you gave it away. It was my birthday too and you are a rude, ignorant bitch and I hope your pint of Stella gave you cholera.
I therefore make no apologies to the pot bellied, sweaty middle aged knobhead who tried to push in front of me after the above incident. Yes you tried to laugh off me telling you off and making you look stupid in front of the attractive young barmaid but you just got redder and sweatier. Oh and by the way, moustaches like that went out with the Miners Strike you cretin.
This country!
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:28,
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