Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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Disabled ParkingI have no problem with Disbaled and childrens parking areas in supermarkets etc, but some old Bitch in My Local Tescos really got up my Nose!
In our Tescos Car Park the Disabled Bays are opposite some conventional Bays. This particular Day their was NO ONE coming down the Lane so i decided to reverse into the disabled Bay so that I could drive Nose first Into the Normal Parking space Opposite,(I was in my Works van and it is easier to stow shopping in the rear of my Van than struggle into my VERY untidy drivers Cab/Office).
Next thing I know is that I am Being Blocked in by this irate woman who demanded to know "..why was I parking in a disabled Bay when their was obviously nothing disabled about me"!!!!!!
I tried to point out to her very politely what I was trying to do but she wasnt having any of it, I was the lowest form of life in her opinion and she would be telephoning my firm to complain about me !!!!!
I gave her one of my Business cards to make sure she had the Correct No !!!!!
She then called Tesco security out and started ranting and raving at them that it was all their fault, Tescos were a Bunch of Twunts etc etc.
I dont supposed it helped much but all through her diatribe I was calmly eating My Sandwich in her face and having an occasional swig of Drink trying to be as cool as Possible.
I still to this day cant get the image of this rancid old cow frothing at the mouth as she tried to gain the upper hand but she failed miserably because having blocked me in she was blocking the entire Road system and the traffic jam was beginning to build up somewhat around Tescos car Park.
Sitting in the front Passenger seat of her car (Which was a Volvo) was a Little old man who by Now was visibly Shrinking into his Seat with embarrasment.
Eventually she moved her car and a form of Order was Installed to the Car park, at which point she went and parked in the Mother and bay area,I just Looked at the Security Guard who Just Burst Out Laughing and Pointed out that she was in the wrong Parking area !!!!!
I nearly feckin wet myself laughing !!!!!!
While I was doing my Bit of shopping I kept walking around the aisles and Kept bumping into her Pushng her Husband in his wheelchair.
If looks could Kill I would be dead with a six inch Look sticking out of my Chest
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:44, Reply)
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