Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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uniformIt's the same all over the world: give a retard a uniform and they come over all third-world dictator.
I was working in a building in which numerous Chinese students were having English lessons. As I was walking down a stairwell, I was accosted by a butch lezza in uniform telling me that the Chinese kids had been riding in service lifts.
I laughed, as it was no business of mine. She went into a rage about security and how it was no laughing matter. So I just turned my back on her and kept walking down the stairs. This made her even more angry and she heaped further badly-worded and ignorant lectures upon my retreating back.
So I turned round, and with a cheery smile, informed her that I wasn't going to be lectured by an uneducated lackey in a polyester uniform and that could she please continue her monologue with someone who was impressed by it. Because I didn't give a tupenny fuck if she lived or died.
She went quiet after that.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:13, Reply)
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