Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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MorrisonsI was just minding my own business in morrisons, put 2 pizzas in my shopping basket and was making my way round to the alcohol section. Then i realised i needed cash, as i wanted change for the bus. As i turned the security guard clocked me. As i put my stuff out he pulled me over and started telling me i shouldn't be in here as i was banned. I started telling him i wasn't and he called the manager. As the manager was coming i asked if they took photos or names of the banned people. He said yes so i demanded they check it. He said that the system was only in place 5 months ago and i was banned before that. I pointed out that 5 months ago i was in birmingham. The manager got there and i told him what happened and if there was a way to see the banned names and i could prove my id i demand to go for it. In the end the manager said i would be given the benefit of the doubt.
Apparently the security guard never forgets a face, twat.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 18:49,
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