A quick one...
Started off with me recieving the bollocking, ended up turning it onto someone else.

Long story short, a friend and i had worked out how to get into the Remote Access type application on the school computers (age of 18, legally an adult... for all you 30'somethings on the board).

We were in for some serious bollocking (threatened to throw us out of 6th form etc etc.) as my friend had managed to access a computer connected to an interactive whiteboard in a classroom full of children (mwuahahaha!)

As we stood in front of our head of year, the head of the IT Dept, the teacher who's whiteboard we had messed with (all smirking) and recieved the bollocking to end all bollockings from the headmaster i had the flash of inspiration to offer to show them how we'd managed to pull off this amazing feat of computer hacking. Our high-end hacking and sabotage of the netowrk was actually a discovery of chance...by simply right clicking on a media file we could choose to open it with the Remote Access program, which some IT Technician oik had left wide open!

The bollocking then turned from us (we got a slap on the wrist for mucking about rather than expelled for violating the school intranet) to the 2 IT Techs and their Head of Department.

We got to wait while the techs were called into the office, and then sat back and enjoyed watching two university leavers and their boss, who had for so long denied us the pleasure of full unrestrained access to the net, reduced to whimpering apologetic excuses for people!

Length: About 45 mins including the reconstruction of the alleged "hacking" and the 10mins we were waiting for the IT techs.
( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 15:17, Reply)