Lightsabers! Drinking! Bouncers!
Every year, our town has a small festival with local bands playing on stages in the street. Alcohol is consumed, and everyone has a good laugh. My mates and I went along to do the above.

Now, around these types of things you get lots of blokes selling various light up novelties, including lightsabers. We purchased two, and much hilarity ensued when we decided to do battle in the middle of the street outside a pub. In a break with tradition, the sith won, and we decided a beverage was in order, so went to go into the pub.

The bouncers stopped us as we were going in.
"Oi, we don't want that kind of childish behaviour in here" they grunted.

Now, we weren't even particularly drunk, or rowdy. Just high spirited and having fun, but apparently they just want moody conversation in their pub. Anyway, after much arguing, and more attempts on their part to patronise us, we were let in. Within 5 minutes of being inside the squalid dump, some of the other patrons had climbed over a fence in the beer garden, started a fight or two and broken at least 10 glasses.

Maturity? nah thanks, I'll stick with being childish.
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 13:42, Reply)